porecle

In continuare nr. 1 din cautari, peste 10% din vizitatorii care trec pe aici. Si asta nu ia in considerare variatiuni precum porecle pentru fete (nr. 2), porecle de fete (nr. 3), porecle fete, porecle pt fete, porecle frumoase, porecle pentru fete frumoase (nr. 5, 6, 8 si 9, respectiv). Daca adun vizitele din toate, probabil ca trec de 50%. Trist.

munca la negru in vienna

Sorry, nu am muncit decat la alb in Viena. De fapt, langa.

nu stiu sa imi leg sireturile

Aici ai noroc – nici eu nu stiam, dar am aflat, si sigur ai gasit si tu pe blogul meu, daca ai avut putintica rabdare.

penisuri ciudate

Define “ciudate”… De fapt stai. De ce ai cauta asa ceva???

am visat must

Aaaaa.. Am citit gresit initial. Deci MUST. OK…  si? Te-ai cacat imprastiat dupa aia in pat? Si eu am visat mai demult ca ma pisam pe un perete… nuff said.

baieti cu penisu mare vidio

Se zice “vidEo”. N-avem. Video n-avem.

bunul gust ce e

Demonstratie prin reducere la absurd: v. casa lui Gica Popescu. Ala nu e.

cand visezi ca ai uitat ceva si cauti si

si cauti… si…. si……. si ce??? Te rog, intoarce-te si spune-mi ce! O sa tot visez de acum ca am uitat ceva si caut si

cat timp visam

Foarte putin, din cate am inteles. Doar in perioadele de R.E.M., cand creierul e intr-o stare de relaxare profunda si incepe sa genereze visele. Cam un minut pe ora, sau ceva de genul.

cat visam

Daca t1 e raspunsul de la intrebarea de mai sus, atunci rezultatul e t1*D, unde D e debitul de vise, masurat in litri/secunda. Daca vrei sa stii in kg, inmultesti rezultatul cu Rho, unde Rho e densitatea specifica a viselor.

ce inseamna cand visezi cu servetel alb sau ce inseamna cin visezi vin negru

Suntem un grup de cercetatori, nu un dictionar de vise.

ce sa cauti pe net

Pai vezi si tu pe-aici si te orientezi, exemple sunt suficiente.

cine canta melodia cu tap de cotroceni

N-am auzit de ea, dar tind sa cred ca Ion Iliescu.

cum fotografiez luna plina

Folosind regula “sunny 16″: diafragma f/16, si timp de expunere 1/ISO. Ca si cum ai fotografia o fatza in plin soare, e pana la urma acelasi lucru.

cum sa scriu rasturnat literele in world

Le pui pe toate la rand, dai primei un bobarnac, si lasi efectul domino sa-si faca de cap.

cum se pune la punct aprinderea la dacia 1300

Nu stiu cum ai ajuns fix la mine, fiindca habar n-am! Unul din motivele pentru care am vandut Aro-ul.

de ce sta molly cu coada in sus si capul in jos

Hehe… hehehe… ca sa faciliteze intrarea, so to speak?

doua penisuri

Mnu, doar unul.

fete bete la club in pizda goala fac

Ce fac? Eu n-am vazut, si lucrez la club de ani de zile. Poate fac la alt club.

iron maiden vecini boxe maxim

Yeah, mi se pare o idee buna. Dar sa te astepti dupa aia la manele vecini boxe maxim, if u know what i mean…

m-am trezit din somn si imi tremura picioarele

Bai, nu suna f ok.. daca nu-ti revii repede, suna-ti doctorul de familie.

ne pazea visele pestele din sticla de pe televizor

Eu aveam unul din ceramica. Dar ne pazea doar tigarile.

omenii in penisu gol

Sigur asta cautai? Omenii? “Ia, taica, o bucata de paine si cativa banuti. Ce? De ce sunt in penisu gol? Buna intrebare”

penis..trage..vagin..virgin..picture

obsesie..must..see..picture..trage..trage..trage..trage..a tras.

pixuri ce imita orgasmul

Pixuri ce whaaat?

poze cu pizde de diferite forme si marimi

E mereu bine sa fii informat.

sunt alb si am penisul negru

=)) =)) =)) Combinatia ideala, ce pot sa zic. Zi merci ca nu e invers.

luna plina nu pot dormi (plus variatiuni pe aceeasi tema)

Nici eu . N-am inca un raspuns. Ceaiul de tei pare ca ajuta, dar nu in zilele de maxima intensitate.

The Average American Male: A Novel

Instructions:

1) Copy this list into your blog, with instructions.
2) Bold all the drinks you’ve imbibed.
3) Cross out any items that you won’t touch
4) Post a comment at Art of Drink, and link to your results.

OR

If you don’t have a blog, just count the ones you’ve tried and post the number in the comments section.

List of Drinks You Must Try Before You Expire

1. Manhattan Cocktail
2. Kopi Luwak (Weasle Coffee)
3. French / Swiss Absinthe (Slovenian, dar e the real thing)
4. Rootbeer
5. Gin Martini
6. Sauternes
7. Whole Milk
8. Tequila (100% Agave)
9. XO Cognac (doar VSOP)
10. Espresso
11. Spring Water (directly from the spring)
12. Gin & Tonic
13. Mead
14. Westvleteren 12 (Yellow Cap) Trappist Ale
15. Chateau d’Yquem
16. Budweiser
17. Maraschino Liqueur
18. Mojito
19. Orgeat
20. Grand Marnier
21. Mai Tai (original)
22. Ice Wine (Canadian)
23. Red Bull
24. Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice
25. Bubble Tea
26. Tokaji
27. Chicory
28. Islay Scotch (desi parca am ceva Laphroaig prin casa, I have to check that out)
29. Pusser’s Navy Rum
30. Fernet Branca
31. Fresh Pressed Apple Cider
32. Bourbon
33. Australian Shiraz
34. Buckley’s Cough Syrup
35. Orange Bitters
36. Margarita (classic recipe)
37. Molasses & Milk
38. Chimay Blue
39. Wine of Pines (Tepache)
40. Green Tea
41. Daiginjo Sake
42. Chai Tea
43. Vodka (chilled, straight)
44. Coca-Cola
45. Zombie (Beachcomber recipe)
46. Barley Wine
47. Brewed Chocolate (Xocolatl)
48. Pisco Sour
49. Lemonade
50. Speyside Single Malt (note to self: si din asta parca am vazut niste Cragganmore si Glenfiddich prin casa)
51. Jamaican Blue Mountain Coffee
52. Champagne (Vintage)
53. Rosé (French)
54. Bellini
55. Caipirinha
56. White Zinfandel (Blush)
57. Coconut Water
58. Cerveza
59. Cafe au Lait
60. Ice Tea
61. Pedro Ximenez Sherry
62. Vintage Port
63. Hot Chocolate
64. German Riesling
65. Pina Colada
66. El Dorado 15 Year Rum
67. Chartreuse
68. Greek Wine
69. Negroni
70. Jägermeister
71. Chicha
72. Guiness
73. Rhum Agricole
74. Palm Wine
75. Soju
76. Ceylon Tea (High Grown)
77. Belgian Lambic
78. Mongolian Airag
79. Doogh, Lassi or Ayran
80. Sugarcane Juice
81. Ramos Gin Fizz
82. Singapore Sling
83. Mint Julep
84. Old Fashioned
85. Perique
86. Jenever (Holland Gin)
87. Chocolate Milkshake
88. Traditional Italian Barolo
89. Pulque
90. Natural Sparkling Water
91. Cuban Rum
92. Asti Spumante
93. Irish Whiskey
94. Château Margaux
95. Two Buck Chuck
96. Screech
97. Akvavit
98. Rye Whisky
99. German Weissbier
100. Daiquiri (classic) (I had to look this up – si se pare ca am baut din greseala cand n-aveam gheata si menta pt mojito )

Deci in total 46/100 – la o prima vedere as fi estimat mai mult… dar parca e cam american-biased testul.

I took the 43 Things Personality Quiz and found out I’m a Lifelong Learning Fun Loving Builder

… sounds right

Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Jack Sparrow si James Bond la egalitate…… not bad

Preiau leapsa de la skandalouz si caut sa scriu 8 chestii dubioase despre mine (eu dubios… ce idee…) Deci:

1. Pot sa-mi fac ochii sa vibreze (si alte parti ale corpului) (…nu, altele) si sa-mi intorc talpile peste 180 grade… vreo 270 de fapt, cu varfurile in spate. Abilitati pe care le-am studiat, cultivat si antrenat de mic.
2. Incep tot felul de chestii pe care nu le termin, sau nici macar nu le continui. Dar investesc in inceputuri Din seria asta fac parte norvegiana, japoneza si araba, robotul din pachete de tigari, robotii din deseuri metalice (pachete de tigari si resturi metalice insa am colectat – hoho – cacalau), dinozaurul de traforaj din scoala, o serie de site-uri, modelism, motocicleta (pe care am cumparat-o acum vreo 6 ani si inca n-am inmatriculat-o, am pornit-o de vreo 4 ori), si multe altele…
3. Nu suport volumul (la radio, televizor, winamp, etc) la orice nivel par, sau la 13. 11 e ok. 15 e ok. 12 nu e. Nici 13. Desi parca totusi 13 e mai ok decat 12 sau 14 – brrrr.
4. Urasc sa vorbesc la telefon. Prefer messenger, e-mail, fax, sau o intalnire fata-in-fata. Cred ca mi se trage de cand am sunat la un vecin, probabil am gresit numarul, si mi s-a raspuns scurt “Du-te-n pizda ma-tii”. N-am mai sunat de atunci, desi vorbeam zilnic.
5. Off, suntem abia la 5… Cateodata sunt foarte comod. Adica lenes. Ca in bancul cu motanul care urla toata noaptea fiindca s-a asezat pe un coi si ii e lene sa se ridice. Dar nu si daca e vorba de ceva important (hmm, work usually doesn’t qualify). Lenesul mai mult alearga, asa ca de multe ori din lene ajung la niste solutii muuult mai complicate decat cele la indemana.
6. Vreau mereu sa fac ceva, sa creez. De-aia lucrez ca dj, de-aia imi place fotografia, de-aia imi place sa gatesc, si poate de-aia lucrez la o firma de DIY
7. Nu suport contradictia. Nu ma bag intr-o discutie daca nu stiu despre ce e vorba si nu sustin o parere decat daca stiu ca e corecta (in 99.99% din cazuri chiar e). Si ma enerveaza ingrozitor oamenii care nu pot sau vor sa inteleaga si ma contrazic. Si oamenii care mananca rahat in domenii in care habar n-au (in stilul “jurnalismului” romanesc, de exemplu).
8. Aici poate ar fi trebuit sa scriu ca nu stiu sa-mi leg sireturile… Dar intre timp am invatat, desi nu metoda clasica (pe care nu o pot pricepe, si incerc din cand in cand de vreo 21 de ani). UPDATE: I just remembered. URASC sa mi se schimbe planurile. Stabilim ceva, asta facem. Altfel e de rau.

PS – poza e din delta, de weekendul asta.

01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02) Swam with wild dolphins
03) Climbed a mountain - dar fix one, daca imi amintesc bine
04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05) Been inside the Great Pyramid
06) Held a tarantula.
07) Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it
09) Hugged a tree
10) Done a striptease - not the full monty though
11) Bungee jumped
12) Visited Paris
13) Watched a lightning storm at sea
14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15) Seen the Northern Lights
16) Gone to a huge sports game
17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19) Touched an iceberg
20) Slept under the stars
21) Changed a baby’s diaper
22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23) Watched a meteor shower
24) Gotten drunk on champagne
25) Given more than you can afford to charity
26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28) Had a food fight
29) Bet on a winning horse
30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
31) Asked out a stranger
32) Had a snowball fight
33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35) Held a lamb
36) Enacted a favorite fantasy
37) Taken a midnight skinny dip
38) Taken an ice cold bath
39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar - more like a singalong
40) Seen a total eclipse
41) Ridden a roller coaster - Doamne fereste!
42) Hit a home run
43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking - every weekend baby!
45) Adopted an accent for an entire day
46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48) Had two hard drives for your computer
49) Visited all 50 states of USA
50) Loved your job for all accounts
51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53) Had amazing friends
54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55) Watched wild whales
56) Stolen a sign - a bunch
57) Backpacked in Europe
58) Taken a road-trip
59) Rock climbing
60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice - wtf inseamna asta?
61) Midnight walk on the beach
62) Sky diving
63) Visited Ireland
64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
66) Visited Japan
67) Benchpressed your own weight
68) Milked a cow
69) Alphabetized your records
70) Pretended to be a superhero
71) Sung karaoke
72) Lounged around in bed all day
73) Posed nude in front of strangers
74) Scuba diving
75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
76) Kissed in the rain
77) Played in the mud
78) Played in the rain
79) Gone to a drive-in theater
80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it
81) Visited the Great Wall of China
82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog.
83) Dropped Windows in favor of something better - cateva zile
84) Started a business
85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86) Toured ancient sites
87) Taken a martial arts class
88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman
89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90) Gotten engaged
91) Been in a movie
92) Crashed a party
93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have
94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95) Gotten married
96) Had sex at the office
97) Gone without food for 5 days - am bagat un weekend cu o singura shaorma, dar nu sunt chiar 5 zile…
98) Made cookies from scratch
99) Won first prize in a costume contest
100) Ridden a gondola in Venice
101) Gotten a tattoo - se pune daca e temporar? nu cred…
102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103) Gotten divorced
104) Been on television news programs as an “expert”
105) Got flowers for no reason
106) Masturbated in a public place
107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
108) Taken illegal drugs
109) Performed on stage
110) Been to Las Vegas
111) Recorded music
112) Eaten shark
113) Had a one-night stand
114) Gone to Thailand
115) Seen Siouxsie live
116) Bought a house
117) Been in a combat zone
118) Buried one/both of your parents
119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120) Been on a cruise ship
121) Spoken more than one language fluently
122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123) Bounced a check
124) Performed in Rocky Horror
125) Read – and understood – your credit report
126) Raised children.
127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy.
128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129) Created and named your own constellation of stars
130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132) Called or written your Congress person
133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134) …more than once? – More than twice?
135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
137) Had an abortion or your female partner did
138) Had plastic surgery
139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived. - am cazut in lac cand eram mic si nu stiam sa inot, intamplator m-a auzit/vazut taica-miu si a sarit dupa mine
140) Wrote articles for a large publication
141) Lost over 100 pounds
142) Held someone while they were having a flashback
143) Piloted an airplane
144) Petted a stingray
145) Broken someone’s heart
146) Helped an animal give birth - ewwww
147) Been fired or laid off from a job
148) Won money on a T.V. game show
149) Broken a bone
150) Killed a human being
151) Gone on an African photo safari
152) Ridden a motorcycle
153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157) Ridden a horse
158) Had major surgery
159) Had sex on a moving train
160) Had a snake as a pet
161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163) Slept for more than 30 hours
164) Visited lots of foreign countries
165) Visited all 7 continents
166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167) Eaten kangaroo meat
168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground - mmmkay
169) Been a sperm or egg donor
170) Eaten sushi
171) Had your picture in the newspaper
172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174) Gotten someone fired for their actions
175) Gone back to school
176) Parasailed
177) Changed your name
178) Petted a cockroach - aaisjrarjiajisaueheigwieiuerh24urh24h”§$%”$%”§%”§
179) Eaten fried green tomatoes.
180) Read The Iliad
181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183) …and gotten 86′ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184) Taught yourself an art from scratch
185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187) Skipped all your school reunions
188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189) Been elected to public office
190) Written your own computer language
191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream - more than once
192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193) Built your own PC from parts
194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195) Had a booth at a street fair
196) Dyed your hair – again, se pune daca e temporar?…
197) Been a DJ
198) Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199) Written your own role playing game
200) Been arrested.

Dau leapsa mai departe lui swt si lui mihi